Did YOU know that...

the invention of the graham cracker was very closely - WAS actually linked to masturbation?! Indeed, Reverend Sylvester Graham (where its name comes form) opposed masturbation and argued that it was a form of 'self-abuse' as it supposedly rid the body of its vital fluids. A regimen of simple foods, such as grains and graham crackers, was believed to control such urges. And Corn Flakes? Yep, same goes for Corn Flakes. And so bandage or cage up your children's genitals, people!